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Daily Misfortune: March 2, 2013

Today, you will find something you missed. Just before you have a chance to get excited, you’ll lose it again.

Daily Misfortune: March 17, 2012

Today you will try to impress somebody by noticing a small thing about them they coincidentally wished to hide.

Daily Misfortune: January 3, 2012

Today you will slow down for fear of being pulled over. You will be the only one pulled over.

January 2, 2012

Today you will play an amazing piece of music. Nobody else will consider it amazing or music.

December 31, 2011

Today you will skillfully avoid slipping on a banana peel just before running head on into a nearby pole.

December 30, 2011

Today your editor will crash just before you press “Save” on that unsaved important document you spent hours on.

December 29, 2011

Today you will see the same greeting card you got on the desk of the person you give the envelop with your card to.

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