Posts Tagged ‘ stuck ’

Daily Misfortune: February 19, 2012

Today you will be the lucky last person to be let on the bus. That bus will invariably soon break down.

Daily Misfortune: February 15, 2012

You will stop to help a motorist in need. When they’re gone, you will notice the flat tire on your car.

 

Daily Misfortune: January 4, 2012

The thanks you whisper to the heavens for getting a quiet baby on your flight will wake up said baby.

December 22, 2011

Today you will decide to travel by air. Co-incidentally, the staff of the airline you choose will go on strike.

December 1, 2011

Today you will be in a position to be unable to do anything but watch tv. The tv will be permanently tuned to Fox News.

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