Daily Misfortune: March 2, 2013
Today, you will find something you missed. Just before you have a chance to get excited, you’ll lose it again.
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Today, you will find something you missed. Just before you have a chance to get excited, you’ll lose it again.
Today you will try to impress somebody by noticing a small thing about them they coincidentally wished to hide.
Today you will slow down for fear of being pulled over. You will be the only one pulled over.
Today you will play an amazing piece of music. Nobody else will consider it amazing or music.
Today you will skillfully avoid slipping on a banana peel just before running head on into a nearby pole.
Today your editor will crash just before you press “Save” on that unsaved important document you spent hours on.
Today you will see the same greeting card you got on the desk of the person you give the envelop with your card to.
Today your pet will bite somebody you just finished convincing your pet doesn’t bite.
Today, after much effort, you will learn a new piece of technology, just before finding out it’s out of date.
After sitting in a few frustrating hours in bad traffic to get to a meeting, it will be cancelled.
