Daily Misfortune: March 2, 2013
Today, you will find something you missed. Just before you have a chance to get excited, you’ll lose it again.
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Today, you will find something you missed. Just before you have a chance to get excited, you’ll lose it again.
Today you will finish hand writing a long paper just before it’s due. When you attempt to write your name, however, the pen will have run out of ink.
Today you will actually remember to make an important call. Your phone will be out of battery.
Today you will get a new pet. It will take a liking to everybody in your household besides you.
Today you will write an angry email to somebody you were expecting a response from. Just after you hit send, you will see the response email waiting in your inbox.
Today you will cite a dependable source for assignment. Except it will be for the wrong assignment.
Today you will finally get everybody to agree on a date for an event you’re hosting just before realizing you aren’t available on that day.
Today you will think of a great idea but when you finally go to write it down, you will, invariably, forget it.
Today you will buy a game you’ve always wanted, just before finding out everybody you know already played it ad nauseam.
Today you will be asked for your autograph. It will be for a bill.
