Archive for December, 2011

December 31, 2011

Today you will skillfully avoid slipping on a banana peel just before running head on into a nearby pole.

December 30, 2011

Today your editor will crash just before you press “Save” on that unsaved important document you spent hours on.

December 29, 2011

Today you will see the same greeting card you got on the desk of the person you give the envelop with your card to.

December 28, 2011

Today your pet will bite somebody you just finished convincing your pet doesn’t bite.

December 27, 2011

Today, after much effort, you will learn a new piece of technology, just before finding out it’s out of date.

December 26, 2011

Today your hard work will be rewarded with more work that’s even harder.

December 25, 2011

After sitting in a few frustrating hours in bad traffic to get to a meeting, it will be cancelled.

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