December 31, 2011
Today you will skillfully avoid slipping on a banana peel just before running head on into a nearby pole.
Archive for December, 2011
Today you will skillfully avoid slipping on a banana peel just before running head on into a nearby pole.
Today your editor will crash just before you press “Save” on that unsaved important document you spent hours on.
Today you will see the same greeting card you got on the desk of the person you give the envelop with your card to.
Today your pet will bite somebody you just finished convincing your pet doesn’t bite.
Today, after much effort, you will learn a new piece of technology, just before finding out it’s out of date.
Today your hard work will be rewarded with more work that’s even harder.
After sitting in a few frustrating hours in bad traffic to get to a meeting, it will be cancelled.
Today will help somebody by giving them your job, involuntarily.
Today you will be your first day back from vacation. Everybody else will start their vacations today.
Today you will decide to travel by air. Co-incidentally, the staff of the airline you choose will go on strike.
