Daily Misfortune: May 30, 2012
Today you will win big at a game you’ve been furiously denigrating for being unfair.
Today you will win big at a game you’ve been furiously denigrating for being unfair.
Today you will accept a very unwanted position after getting a rejection letter from a much desired one just before finding out the letter actually informed of acceptance.
Today you will lose your wallet and go through a harrowing time cancelling your cards and panicking about what you’ve lost. After all has settled down, you will find your lost wallet.
Today you will find something that used to be useful a long time ago while looking for something you lost that you really need now.
Today you will see a small, insignificant flaw in an otherwise perfect piece of work. When you attempt to fix the flaw, the whole thing will break.
Today you will answer your phone when a phone belonging to somebody else rings.
Today you will wait in a ridiculously long line with little progress. As soon as you leave the line out of frustration, it will move at an even more ridiculous pace.
Today you will get a burst of productivity and read a book required for an assignment cover to cover. Then you will realize you read the wrong book.
Today you will see something shiny while riding your bike. After you distractedly tumble off your bike manage to scrape every inconvenient part of your body, you will find that the shiny object was an old silver wrapper.
Today you will realize that while I’ve been gone you’ve had no unfortunate events occur.
Hello, I’m back to harass your fortunes.
Cheers!
